Hi. I'm Ziggy. Nice to meet you.

There. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, Click here.

I am a cool guy. Or so I've been told. I've also been told that I'm an asshole. I believe them both. But still... Who doesn't like a guy who's a fun asshole? Karen, I guess. I've heard that she's kind of a bitch. By the way, you're gonna want to read the very top post on the forum before exploring the rest of the site. Just sayin'.

My wife and I celebrate our 9th Wedding anniversary in:

22 Days
00 H
5 M
30 S

Here we go again....

We all know that Ziggy makes a lot of mistakes. Apparently messing up the code so bad that everything except the landing page has to be repaired and cleaned. This was going to be a website with ALL of Ziggy's mistakes, but the server room needed to handle that kind of storage would take more energy than the city of Los Angeles. Since paying an electric company to power this type of server room would cost more than the annual tax of Peru, this just isn't pheasable at the moment. I would also have to open several uranium mines, hire miners to harvest said uranium, build several nuclear powerplants, and use the uranium to create the electricity needed to operate the servers. The blight dispensed from these powerplants would pollute the atmosphere so extensively that it would wipe out the entire human race. Without a human race, this website cannot be visited, therefore rendering it useless. So, you see how creating a website containing all of Ziggy's mistakes (as entertaining as that would be) is, indeed, a dreadful idea.

For those of you who don't know how to use a dial pad that way, here's the number for you.